THE MARK ADAMS CONSPIRACY

From surfing the Internet, I have discovered that I am not THE one and only Mark Adams online. In fact, THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD'S WEBSPACE! It all started with my attempt to put my site on www.markadams.com (as it was originally intended), but it grew from there...

Submitted for your approval...

THE BIG FOUR!!!
URL Description Official Rating
MARKADAMS.COM The other white.com meat? I think not. This is just some guy's resume! What a waste of perfectly good webspace. E-mail him and demand the Mark Adams Network to be placed at his URL! All Appendages Down! Way Down!!
MARKADAMS.NET Now here's something interesting. This is a furniture company in Limerick, Ireland. Great place to purchase cabinets to hide ye "Lucky Charms" from those wee kiddies. Ten Fingers Up!
MARKADAMS.ORG A newly constructed home page from a Mark Adams in San Jose, CA! E-mail him and say "WAZZUP!" on behalf of the Mark Adams Network. All Appendages at Rest! (Basically equivalent to an in the middle rating)
MARKADAMS.CO.UK A British Mark Adams? "Oh goody!" I thought as I first examined the last Big Four link. Turns out it's just a mirror link to a company website for ecredit.com or something like that. Another waste. *Sigh!* A certain long "appendage" of mine way, way down!!!
OTHER LINKS!

MARKADAMS.8M.COM : Okay, here's the deal with this site. It's not a part of the big four because of a number of reasons. First, in my opinion, it sucks real bad! Second, there's a weird sound that plays continueously on my browser EVEN WHEN I LEAVE THE SITE! Third, If I had included it, the top links would be called "The Big Five", and that's a sporting goods retail chain and nothin' else!!! Enter this site if you dare, and if you do, e-mail this guy (I will deem him as Annoying Sound Mark Adams) and tell him to remove that sound!

Director Mark Adams

Adams Mark Hotel Suites : 1 of 22 Presidental Suites. Let Mark Adams take care of your accomidational needs!

The Sermons of Mark Adams : HALLELUYAH!! PRAISE THE LORD WITH MARK ADAMS AT THE ALTAR!

Mark Adams: A Family Tree

Mark Adams Biographical : Our New Zealand Mark Adams.

Mark Adams: Assistant Director Computer Services : Take a break and enjoy the waves.

R. Mark Adams, Ph.D. : That's right, DOCTOR Mark Adams!

Jane Haslem Gallery: Mark Adams : Mark Adams: Great American Artiste!

Mark Adams Images : Brought to you by photographer Mark Adams (we could start an action figure line...)!

Mark Adams: the Cal Berkeley Post-Doctoral Student!

Art in the City: Mark Adams : Another artist/photographer (could possibly be the same as New Zealand Mark Adams). Check out the natives pic! Outa sight!!

THE WORLD OF YES MUSIC : Brought to you by Yes Music Fan Mark Adams (beware of cheesy midi music!)

Mark R. Adams : Physics Department professor at Univ of Illinois at Chitown!

Marky's Donut Page! : Possibly the greatest of all these pages (at least maybe, for it is still under construction)! A great tribute to the fatty, fried cakes that make America great, as brought to you by Fat, Donut-Eating Mark Adams!!! E-mail this guy, and tell him "WAZZUP!"

Mark Adams: President of Westlake Interactive : a link to one of the many interviews I found of Sofware Company President Mark Adams. Lokk for others!

Mark Adams Real Estate : Austrailian Real Esate Dealer Mark Adams! Check out the AWESOME company logo!

Sullen and Mark Adams : A MacCentral column about Mac Game Programmer Mark Adams and his Mac Game Programming wife. Here's a couple I can be proud of!!! E-mail them!



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